| 2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?' T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.' |
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........ |
| Abracadabra.. Nope, ur still ugly! |
| Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN. |
| Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!! |
| If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!... |
| Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all! |
| I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. |
| UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words! |
| I'm at da police station, they caught me & filed a case agaist me. I'm screwed cos da evidence is very clear, they are charging me wid "POSESSION OF A CUTE SMILE!" HaHa! |
