| On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
| If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it! |
| If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. |
| Passwords are like underwear: change them often. |
| If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk. |
| She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. |
| Take my advice, I don't use it anyway |
| May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful! |
| The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U ? |
| (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. |