| After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary |
| All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now |
| An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out! |
| An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work |
| An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead |
| As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard |
| Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own! |
| I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not. |
| I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven. |
| Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? |
