| My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... |
| One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. |
| Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in office and who have difficulties to work hold their mobile in their right hand ..... |
| This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. |
| Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? |
| You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number. |
| I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.! |
| This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet! |
| The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut! |
| If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART. |
