Funny SMS
| SMS that are funny, that will make you laugh, that you can send to friends and enjoy. |
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Funny SMS
| Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too! | | For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here? | | I am a killer, I kill people for money..... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing! | | I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... | | I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! | | If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. | | If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel. | | In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!! | | Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going??? | | My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick." |
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