| Fat people are harder to kidnap |
| First law of science: don't spit into the wind |
| Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss |
| For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world! |
| Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected |
| Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one |
| God bless Atheism |
| God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
| Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught |
| Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away |
