| If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? |
| I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on. |
| I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times |
| I drink to make other people interesting |
| I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice! |
| I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it |
| I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! |
| English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
| Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! |
| Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass |
