Funny SMS
| SMS that are funny, that will make you laugh, that you can send to friends and enjoy. Browse for all the funny sms below. |
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Funny SMS
| News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message. | | The longest sentence known to man: "I do." | | Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? | | This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. | Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! | | I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead | | Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. | | Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" | What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! | | What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already! |
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